Love in the kitchen may be so fun,
creative, nourishing, caring and tender.
Love in the bedroom is the best,
when it comes to intimacy and reconciliation.
Love outdoors enriches the couple
with its challenges and renewed enthusiasm.
There’s love in the basement, with its secret twists,
and love in the threshold, ardent and impatient.
There’s love in a park, placid and civil,
and love in a ballroom, overexcited.
But for the relationship you’re aiming for
a toilet is more convenient.